Monday, February 16, 2009
The dregs
First, a bit of the ole succinylcholine to permit one to work without, ah, annoying distractions, then... a three foot catheter threaded directly into the inferior vena cava -- or, superior vena cava. It's a matter of taste, I think, don't you? Then the tube moves through the vein, under the crease of the arm, into the vein that leads directly into the heart, and then, you just hold up the legs and you SQUEEZE the blood manually into the tube from the arms and the legs. There's a little shaking and pounding at the end for the dregs -- it isn't perfect, there's a little blood left I'm afraid. BUT, regardless, the overall effect is astonishing! And isn't that REALLY what counts in the end? Yes, of course, GOOD SHOW BIZ, Lieutenant, the EFFECT! And then, off comes the head without spilling one single drop of blood. Now I call that SHOWMANSHIP, Lieutenant!
Stabbing you is easy cuz your beautiful
How many times does a hooker have to be stabbed before racial considerations are forgotten? All the good white hookers have already been killed in my area, so I'm thinking maybe the Indian or Korean fuck machines will be next. Still when you are stabbing in such an ethnically diverse area I think such matters become pertinent. Don't you?
Saturday, February 7, 2009
Alcohol
Drinking alcohol is akin to taking a shower for the mind. You know after a hard day sometimes the best thing is to do is to take a long hot shower to wash away the stress and filth of the day? Yeah, well for me alcohol does the same thing for me except it does it for my brain. It washes all the crap off and cleans it thoroughly for the next day. Sure I don't always step out of my mind shower feeling fresh as a spring meadow but fuck it, you only live once and you only have one liver to fuck up so go for broke! My dad always said anything worth doing is worth doing well and that is exactly what I intend to do.
Fuck en A dad!
Fuck en A dad!
Sunday, January 25, 2009
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